Vilkommen på Gullinhalla! I am Hrothgar of the Scyldings, and I am skilled in both types of social activities - raiding and pillaging! Watch your head as you enter the low-door of my mead-hall - it may get lopped off, if you're not careful. Sit at my mead-bench, and regale me and my thanes with a tale of glory (or one about chesty babes - we're not that fussy).