Welcome to my Office. You are privileged to be in the presence of one Ceido Durotriges, Shield-Bearer of Santorix Catuvellauni - Brehyrion of the Brigantes tribes.

Santorix relies quite heavily on me and doesn't really appreciate my better qualities, he uses me as a punching bag when he feels like it - usually whenever he gets rejected by the Druidess Andriveta.

Try not to touch anything or I may have to have you beaten.