Sung to the tune of "In the Navy"

Where can you find pleasure, search eight worlds for treasure, learn obscure old history?
Where can you begin to make your dreams all come true on the land or on the sea?
Where can you kill Caesar, plague a scribe at leisure, study new photography?
Build a pyramid or talk just like a pirate? The possibilities don't end.

At the Goldfest, yes, you can plunder Europe through
At the Goldfest, and be a Celtic Idol, too.
At the Goldfest, come on, people, and dig them bones
At the Goldfest, quiz your knowledge down in Rome!
At the Goldfest, we might festoon a ziggurat.
At the Goldfest, or meet a puppet that's a cat.
At the Goldfest, and write a fable while we chat.
At the Goldfest, at the Goldfest, at the Goldfest.

You can move, you can move, you can move to Akhet-Aten, too!

Choose your own adventure, just don't wait to enter, don't click that register link last.
Don't you hesitate, there is no need to wait, they're signing up new civies fast.
Maybe you are too new to scribe here today, but don't you worry 'bout a thing.
For I'm sure the demis always will need scribblies toiling here at Ancientworlds.

At the Goldfest, visit the Inn of Eridu
At the Goldfest, or have a Kash Bowl fling or two.
At the Goldfest, come on, Vandals, let's all sack Rome,
At the Goldfest, for Samhain decorate your home!
At the Goldfest, Tsalagi's cooking up a feast
At the Goldfest, while Spartans quiz us all like beasts
At the Goldfest, we can graffiti Rome at least.
At the Goldfest, At the Goldfest, At the Goldfest, At the Goldfest!

Take a chance, with just one glance, you find romance at the 50's dance!

Who me?
They want you, they want you
They want you as a new recruit
But...but...but I'm afraid of history.
Hey, hey look man, I get nervous even watchin' it on the TV!
They want you,
Oh my goodness.
They want you
(at the Goldfest)
What am I gonna do in a pyramid?

They want you, they want you, at the Goldfest!

At the Goldfest, we tour old China's Grand Canal
At the Goldfest, or find the Livian gold's locale.
At the Goldfest, discover Akhenaten's gal
At the Goldfest, or try American mescale!
At the Goldfest, we may survive our Road Trip when
At the Goldfest, we stop and test our acumen
At the Goldfest, or visit Abe no in Heian.
At the Goldfest, At the Goldfest....