Don't want to log off long enough to go to McDonalds and get your favorite treat? Just do what I do.

If anyyone has ever seen the NBC show, To Catch a Predator then you know that these guys will usually bring a six pack of something alcoholic and some food when they show up with the camera crews. So what I do is I go into a chatroom (not one here at AW, but one in a seedier part of the internet) and I pretend to be a 13 year old girl. I then chat up the pervert and tell him to come over for a "visit".

When he gets to my house with the McDonalds, I say "Thanks" and he says, "You're not a 13 year old girl" and I say, "Yeah, and there's no camera crew either. Now shut up and eat."

Not only do I get McDonalds delivered to my house, but I can stay logged on to my favorite website.