I was at a resort during the off season and this one cabana boy was very attentive. He massaged my feet as I drank piña coladas. Later, he fanned me with a palm frong as I dried my hair.

"Oh Cabana boy, do be a dear and grab me another lime for this avacado daiquiri. And don't you feel soooo constricted in those wet swim trunks?" *He really ought to just take them off.*