Dear Phil

I must apologize for the incredibly rude manners of my foster mother, she's just passed from one shock to another, being decendents of Romulus one of the founders of Rome, my adoptive family is quite concervative, although some members of it sometimes forget it like Marconia did with me.

Now that I think of it I haven't seen Marcus Minus my brother any close to a female in quite a time, maybe he's curious about us and our not uncommon penchant.

About going to live with you in Green Acres the idea suits me very much but with Naboridus somewhere in Pompeii it gives me the creeps i'll will have to give it a thought.

Love VMT

(OOC Valerius Marcus Tullius)