With all respect I intend to enjoy those hedonistic joys of life with all the wild abandon I can muster.
I here by devote this year to, too much of a good thing is never enough!
1) Eating ungodly amounts of chocolate
2) Sleeping in an extra half hour a day
3) Watch the jaws drop on as many women as possible when I turn the Latin motion on, on the dance floor. That's what a Cha Cha will do for ya!
4) Put off till tomorrow or the day after what needs done today.
5) Treat myself to all the Classic R&B I can find
6) Eat what I want, where I want, when I want.
7) Find out why Tryphaena Hatshepsut has that stick in that unmentionable place, and who put it there!
8) Inhabitions? What are those!?
9) Friends? I'm having way too much fun to look for any. Let them search me out. I ain't got the time to waste chasing them.
and finally
10) Find as many women as possible and put a smile on each and everyone of their faces that a wire brush and a bucket of turpentine wouldn't take off!
Now all follow me in that time worn Bacchalian cry of EVOE! EVOE!


Signed your humble, leering, letch of a Satyr.

Pericles
*Finds several girls and gleefully gallops off in to the night to spread good cheer all around*