Arrrrr! Talk like a pirate -- or prepare to be keel hauled!

First step, smartly now, check out the Original Talk Like a Pirate Day website.

Next, if ye haven't done so already, read the article by Dave Barry, the nationally syndicated columnist and Pulitzer Prize winning writer of "distinguished commentary." Arrrr, now we 'ave distinguished commentary about Pirates!

All righty, me hearties, here's a helpful port: Evil Stevie's Pirate Glossary.

Last but not least, ye scurvy sea dogs! To help get ya into the spirit of things, create your own Southpark Pirate character HERE.

There be more to come, me bucko, so check back!