" Yes that's it,I was tending goats after all those 5 kidnappers dumped me in the desert....had to survive somehow.. I was soooo scared and I feared for my life!" I exclaimed teary eyed.

"I was so happy to be marrying you Bubba ..why would I leave?" *sweet smile*

This approach doesn't seem to be working with Bubba... and pouting adorably doesn't seem to work either..he glares and his jaw muscles flex as I continue .....

"After I get cleaned up we can get a nice drink of wine inside, how about that? You must be very thirsty and tired."

I peek around him to see what he saw inside......"Yikes" I whisper as I look into the room "My eyes My eyes!" I throw myself against Bubba in a panic."no no lets not go in there!! the potion has gotten them all!"