The food Everywoman giveth me ith ekthellent! I cannot help but eat with much vigor. Ath I eat, I notithe one of the men totheth a bone with thome meat on it to the dogth. I gathp. Ith he crathy? Dogth will choke on chicken boneth. I thould know, I lotht 4 dogth that way.

I leap up and dive for the bone. The dogth are not happy at my intruthion and put up a pretty good fight, but I have much ekthperience and they will not win.

There ith a great deal of growling and barking ath I pin one firmly by thitting on hith head. The other ith thmaller and after a few good pullth, he letth the bone go. I have to move quickly to avoid hith thnapping jawth ath he trieth to get it back.

I jump to my feet. Everyone in the room ith watching in amathement. I hold the bone high above my head and ekthclaim loudly. "Ha! I got it!"

Grinning to mythelf I lean againtht the hearth and ekthamine my trophy. It'th thtill in pretty good thape. I bite off the retht of the meat and begin thucking the marrow out.

A pretty lady thtanding by the door thartth gagging and lookth ath if the ith about to faint. Morning thickness! I realithe the mutht be pregnant. I start toward her to help, but another female perthon putheth in front of me coming to the ladieth aid. I dethide to wait and crunth down on the bone.

A dog watcheth me rethentfully.