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Author: * MacMorna Niafer -
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Date: Aug 18, 2006 - 19:47
…Mac sips his suds and sighs. "It theems like nothe ringth are the latetht thing amongtht the Itheni…" he observes to no one in particular. He watches as Everyman hunches his way around the room, looking for potential "cuthtomerth".
The dancing has begun, but Mac has no mind for tripping the light fantastic. For whatever reason, it seems his mind is filled with and excess of esses. He sings softly of silvery salmon and wonders how the hunchback would handle the saying the he, Sokni and Belo had toyed with earlier in the year. Slowly, a light comes into his eyes. He picks up his harp and strums a few sibilant chords. In a voice that can be heard, even over this din, he chants:
sleek-skinned salamanders slithering in slime
seek succulent silurians, subtly sublime
scented salivations, sallow saffron spice
salubrious salutations, salacious sacrifice
"What in the name of the nine hells was THAT?" someone grumbled from the next table.
"THAT, my friends," Mac explains, "is an exercise in illiteration"!
"Don’t you mean ALLITERATION?" Sokni asks.
"Not at all!" the old bard replies. "Illiteration is the stringing together of similar sounds in some sort of a systematic style. However, unlike alliteration, this new verse form must have absolutely no meaning whatsoever!" He grins and goes back to his drinking, occasionally nudging Apil with a toe to stop him from snoring.
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