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    Author: * Ankhesen Amenhotep - 22 Posts on this thread out of 26 Posts sitewide.
    Date: Aug 17, 2006 - 14:54

    I couldnīt belive it, Spethi my dear firespitting amazon in my arms crying about 4 years of somekind of slavery in a harem.!!??
    I hugged her closely whiped her tear off in the comotion of a grouphug.
    I just had to ask her
    -Spethi, how can you cry, you have been in a luxery harem for FOUR years, spoiled with the cream de la cream of both food and the most luxery body oil you can ask for. My Goddes Wadjet, I would pay to be in a harem. Not to mention what Nefererure would do, she would sell her body to get into a place like that.

    Neferure who had sneaked into the room and tried to hug just Tayfun in the group hug (who by the way cleverly managed to avoid close body contact with her; wiggling about like an eel), she nodded her head eagerly, anyone could see that she would die to end up in a harem.

    -Oh ankhe you donīt understand it was horrible..I just canīt talk about..I had to paint my toe nails EVERY DAY!
    I tried to look worried.
    -Terrible! I said with a shivering voice, red or?
    -No, PINK! Spethi replied with horror.

    Then in a sudden , decorum was fired, Akne was gone and we were off on a regular Aknehunt out in the desert.
    As we run , Spehi in the lead with somekind of a map of the desert with Decorum sobbing about pink curtains in her heel, I just had to say.
    -Spethi I have some regret.
    -Do you, about what? She asked at the same time pointing out the way for Ahmes Alli and Tayfun who carried a large box of lotuswine between them.
    -Well the firering of Decorum, maybe that wasenīt a good idea after all.
    -WHAT!? You love the cow web.
    -Well, I could get to like some goblets with crocodile pattern. Decorum do you think you can arrange that?!

    Decorum stared at me as he ran close to the very fast Spethi.
    I think he said, Iīm not sure he was panting so hard "Never crocodile pattern on goblets."

    Neferure who ran by my side held out a little green bottle that she shook feveriously.
    -That Akne where is he?? I had the buisness idea of his life here.
    I glared suspicosly at the bottle (had some bad experience of the potion of neferure that could cause you glow in the dark for several days, or take on a light green skin colour for weeks)
    -What is that? i asked her .
    -This is GOLD!!! She yelled and made all stop and turn around staring at her, she bumped right into them all falling over.
    As she lied on the ground still holding the little bottle as it was gold in the air, the questions started to fire around her.
    -Gold, do you have gold in that bottle?
    -Can I have it?
    -Are you rich, can you employ me?
    -Why are you giving Akne gold, give me that instead.

    Neferure held firmly her bottle even though Ahmes tried to bend her fingers open.
    -Stop all of you maniacs, itīs not gold gold. Itīs a golden affair that will turn Akne rich and me even richer, Neferure had a wide grin on her face.

    -Come on now Neferure, I said with a sigh, this is not at all like you. Spill the beans please.

    -I have no beans, but I have a potion that will create a new world for many of the visitors at the Waterhole, Neferure dangled her potion infront of a very interesting audience.
    -WHAT is it!! I was kind of tired of listening to her and I wanted out in the desert and hunt for Akne.

    -It is a potion that will prevent any kind of hangover, Neferure was proud as a hen as she saw the faces of her audience, this means that at Aknes Waterhole you will in the future be able to drink how much you want, and DON`T get a hangover.

    -Ooooooooooooh, everyone was amazed at this news. Tayfun most of all. You could se a shine in his eyes that hadenīt been there for a long time.
    -No hangover??? You mean non at all, he asked Neferure as she had appeared as a new person infront of him, a lovely person.
    -No hangover with this potion, non at all, no matter how much you drink the day before.

    I thought this was really one of Neferures best ideas, but still I wasenīt conviced.
    - And the side effect, I asked her.
    -Side effects?? She asked me back with an innocent look.
    -Yepp your famous side effects, is it any side effect by this potion, like pink freckles for a year or two??
    Neferure stared at me, as she couldīt belive her ears.
    -That was the most redicoulus I have heard this years. Pink freckles, I have never produced pink freckles with my potions!!

    -Side effects? I wouldnīt give in so easy, I stared at her and demanded an answer.

    Neferure looked away and dangled her bottle infront of Tayfun.
    -Well, maybe some very tiny side effects, but almost not noticable, and absolutly nothing at all like a real waterhole hangover.............Anyone up for a try tonight?


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