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Author: * Ankhesen Amenhotep -
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Date: Aug 13, 2006 - 16:30
Ankhesen peeked into the door of the waterhole, Neferure her strange cousin was pushing on from behind.
She wanted so much to do a noble entrance, lika former High priestess of Wadjet should, but Neferure made it impossible.
Pushing and huffing and puffing, Neferure made ankhesen fall and roll on the floor under a table and land right at the feet of someone that smelled very familiar to her.
Ankhesen wrinkled her nose:
- That smell I know, like a heep of dung had mated with a drunken donkey..smell like ...TAYFUN!!!!!
A familiar face looked down at Ankhesen
-Hi (Tayfun had never been a man of words, never a man of anything except a man of getting a drink for free) ....Hi you there.
-Tayfun, where have you been all those years! I have missed you and Aknehatate , Ahmes and Spethi so much. where have you been??!!
- Here ..and there. Tayfun disapeared on top of the table.
Ankhesen didnīt know how to handle this welcome, but soon a man with the name of Decorum rased a very feminin voice declaring that ALL had to go from the Waterhole.
THAT man intended to change her old Waterhole, and by the judge of his pink sandals that wouldnīt improve the cowweb a bit.
Ankhesen stood up as majestic and high priestesslike as she could, limped forward to the old jukebox .
That jukebox had a hole tribe of tiny winy little pygmees hidden inside, and they had always played such a beautiful songs in the waterhole.
She causually lost a goldcoin inside the little hatch and whispered:
"Please play "Bye Bye Baby" for me , but change that name in the song, change Baby to Decorum, and I will be so happy. Bye bye Decorum..hrm...get it? Get it?..hrm"
As the jukebox started to play, she turned to Spheti, gave her a friendly look and draw a deep breath.
-You old rascal you, so you have been not only sold in a cardgame you have come to friendly turn with Pharaos vizier and became the new waterhole owner. Why in Sets name have you dragged this suicide decorating mahem named Decorum to the waterhole...Havenīt you missed the ..the ...smell and the dust at theis place, just as I have.
Iīm afraid that this Decorumish guy will turn this place in to something like The Pink peeinghole.......dear."
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