I am thankful for the Code of COnduct, which I might remind everyone I already took apart because codes can be cracked.

I am thankful for that fact that fiction can be used and be made to confuse people like me, but still thankful for the fact that I am pretty thick sometimes and able to be entertained by reading, and sometimes skimming, threads.

I am thankful for my mom and dad for teaching me how to control my bodily funtions so I was able to make it though the thread. I remember it like it was yesterday, and who is to say that it wasn't yesterday?

I am thankful to the internet and the creation of message boards for coining the word "troll" to describe a person who crashes a thread, and this thread for making that word become very real to me.

Most of all I am thankful to those advertisements that are all over this site, which is allowing me to stay on this site as a patron without paying, which Lugh has allowed me for the past year.

And my offering to Lugh, is of course, a baby. You may ask why I would sacrifice a baby to Lugh and the answer is simple. Because he might like a baby. I don't know. What do you get for a god that can do everything?

Perhaps he would like a doll instead.