I don't think I have to introduce myself. And for those who really don't know me, if you like, you can wander down the Subura Street and visit me and my lovely wife, Eirene. Soon enough, there will be three (or even more!) of us, because my wife is going to have a baby. If you like, come in and be our guest!

But that's not what you wanna hear: all that dribble about babies, diapers, baby food and little cramps and all that...You want to hear stories about what it's like to be a hero of the m*mpin' Thirteenth, to fight at Gergovia, Atuatuca and Alesia and what it was like in the rough country of Gaul. What fighting techniques we used and how we stood tall against our enemies!