We are talking about Goldfest, which I believe is the official AW drag queen contest. I planned to go as Sheena, queen of the jungle, but decided that I'd look darling in the blue dress that once belonged to Monica Lewinsky (bought "as is" at her recent garage sale).

I know that Jot is going as Cher, which is Soooooooooo boring as it's like the fifth year in a row.