Now that her body won't digest fat the way it should, you say she's supposed to reduce her fat consumption????? What a waste. If somebody told me my body wouldn't be converting all the fat I eat into calories on my body, I'd be going crazy. BRING ON THE BACON!!! Allright, allright, I know I'm wrong.....but it sure sounds like I'm right....Where's the justice. Azure Eyes, there is some excellent vegetarian bacon. It looks and tastes just like the real thing - much better than that awful turkey bacon. Get well, even if it's only to regale us with hungry humor and dining dramas.