The blind poet was merrily listening with excitement. He finangled fixedly.

Standing, while wearing polka-dotted pantaloons without braces, he hoped his buttons would remain affixed. Amazed, he felt giddy ganglings transfixing gazes agape. Upon the brittle bonnet he found a few rusty feathers which clung to a chicken.

After a drink of vino, he discretely slipped someone a potent pill containing Viagra. This dastardly attempt failed because the hairy Sasquatch didn't know and his schpilkiss was attached at his elbow.

Nevertheless, Royal Hotepsekhemwy Ostrogoth liquified several ululating bubbles of bubble-bath. Furthermore, upon smelling his HUGE feet, he fumigated the stockingmaker's dirty hose and requested a pulsating mondo cuspidor so he could coax... WENCHES!!! Then unbeknownst to him, the plumbing erupted spewing purple pungent pudding.

Scowling wilfully, Sasquatch reached...NIRVANA. The disappointing alleged euphoria was gone. Sadly he placed $20 underneath her commodious tongue...which caused rip-roaring sensations cascading spasmodically through Oprah. Suddenly...policemen shouted at him: "Arms...legs...torso...UP!!"

Levitating, precisely above his motorcycle, Sasquatch hovered, babbling meaningless nonsense. Still, undaunted, he flapped energetically and spastic-like furballs emerged from deep, down within his huge nostrils.

Suddenly, without warning, ghastly goldfinches gobbled guilded grapes, dripping gilded goop.

Unfortunately, underneath Sasquatch's putrid armpits tickled voracious lice.

"Chiquita! Banana!" screamed the quivering officers. As they pelted petrified pieces of Pythagoras pudding, pearlescent parasites pickled their p[*bleep*]. Parsimonious with harmony they hootenannied hilariously.

Meanwhile, Sasquatch began entertaining uxorial privileges. Sidling left he flouts fungicidal lingerie lustily, leaning higgledy-piggledy astern he feloniously filched his oleaginous croutons from under her variegated decolletage. Salivating profusely, his chawbacon dribbling glutinous globules glistening granular translucent thingamagigs, the hirsute hominid extended his handsome whatchamacallit nescience-like.

Playfully he flagellated his floppy, dangling participle. "Let's see, deary, if you mollycoddle this maladjusted doppelganger. Feel jubilated jiggling jonquils jutting juxtaposed, judiciously jaundiced jujubes juicily jellied..."

"Jeeysus!!!"

"Just jump jauntily..."

"J&%$#&@!" jumpinggeehosafat!

Jeering, Joshua jostled jinxed Jamaicans jaggedly, jackknifed jerkily..."Just jangle!"

Meanwhile...back, behind the billowing bulging buttocks, barnicles blossomed. Quintessentially, they quavered quivering quietly. Rhythmically rolling, rocking, and retching, Ralph rubbed his rumpled, ragged, rugulous rear with raisins. But soon a sniffing snuffleupagus shuffled sleazy-like up his saxophone shaped schnoz and slobbered soulfully, salamandroidly, and succinctly. Lambasting lusciously, laughingly - lightheartedly lizards leaped into Liechtenstein, longing lustfully, lapidescently, to lap-up Louis's liqueurs.

Anxiously awaiting another android attack, aardvarks ambled abstractedly after animals, ate anything aesthetically awful, and accidentally aspirated amorphous abluent amoebae. Revolted, Snuffy Smith smelled Sasquatch's saprogenous-like salami. "Prosciutto!"

Pungent pulp popped periodically pertinacity. Puerile pedants performing pirouettes, plunk plopping, putrid pineapples. Xenophobia x-rayed her xanthic xylopyrography. Yupanquis yawned. Youthful yearnings yammered yonder yakhdan. Yeasty Yugos yelped. Gargantuan gulps gurgled as gerdoying gargoyles gasped guiltily. Gasconading, Gertrude grunted.

Concerned, clearly cubistic cachexic creatures, crawled counterclockwise cunningly cabré-like. Deftly, dangling dingoes drank delicious daiquiris despite dacryops. Meanwhile, meandering madid meatloaf malignantly muttered malevolently, "meow".

Feeling frisky, Ferdinand fricasseed fuzzy fabaceous fingers faience-like. Enormous elephants engulfed effervescent eggplants, exhaling excitedly.

Abducent anthropologists, annoyed aardvarks ambled amicably across antagonistic fire-ants and articulated their abusion. Beastly butterflies beheaded, bemused Bastets bumbled, both bemoaned boisterous behemoths.

Curmudgeonly creatures cavorted crazily, candescent-like, catching cacaphonous catfish conveniently. Debilitated darbied dreadlocks undulated diabolical dingleberries. Meanwhile, mabsoot maggot-ridden mandrills maschalephidrosised meaninglessly.

Nefariously, narcose-like nosepickers nodded nervously, nibbling nasty nares. Elephantine escargot endlessly fornicated edaciously eellogofusciouhipoppokunuriously. Butterflies burped bellocosely. Dimwitted damselflies dunked dag-like dandelions, deliriously drunk.

Each egomaniac elephant exuberantly exuded eggwhites everywhere.

"Errol!"

Flagrant flamboyant flamingos frolicked flirtatiously, fatuously fingering flatulent fig-newtons, fantasticating frantically. Fricasseed ficiformed fiddlehead-ferns, flagrantly falsidical-like, flailed foolishly.

Goosestepping geese gathered garrulously; groaning gigolos guffawed goofilly gandering girlishly.

Every last gesticulating goofball gamboled with glee; gosh garrelously gobsmacked grenadine goofus.

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