I'm told I have an excellent voice. *sigh* Everybody's a critic. Oh, yeah...we ARE critics. I forgot.

Oh, look! They remodeled the theatre since we were here last. And it looks like they had us in mind when they did it. What's this? Comfy chairs? Wow...remind me to thank the management! Does this thing recline? Of course, we might fall asleep during the bad movies if it does. Wait, what am I talking about? We don't review bad movies. Hmm...that might be something we're lacking. We'll have to consider The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra or something next time. Don't look at me that way. It's an excellent movie for heckling. We could give it the MST3K treatment.

So, what are we seeing this time? Oh, yeah. Tombstone. This IS the one with Kurt Russell, right? Val Kilmer chews up the scenery. Loved the accent. Loved the line, "Why, Kate, you're not wearin' a bustle! How lewd." Well, I guess you had to be there to see the smile he wears. Okay, I'll hush as soon as the lights go down. Time to see history as Hollywood sees it. They're so black and white. What? No, not the movie! Ah ... it's showtime!

Tombstone