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Ammer time!

And if you think that's BAD, yakkity yak, don't spit back!

I was once upon a time in a Peru roadside lean-to, chewing coca leaves, when a tour bus pulled up and a large loud American woman stepped out with her camera and began clicking away. She spied a cute llama, so crossed the road, and when the beast refused to pose for her, she slapped its ass in an effort to make it turn and face the camera. This worked only too well, since the llama turned its head imperiously, eyeballed the woman disdainfully, and then spat at her full in the face! An almighty cheer spontaneously erupted from the tour bus, indicating that some members of the tour group must have had issues with the woman. At this stage the llama had returned to chewing the grass, and determined to get her photo, the woman (showing true determination) wiped her face, got her camera ready, and slapped the llama's ass AGAIN! The llama raised its head, turned to look, and in a "Oh no, not you again" ("...f-cking up my life" --> for those that have heard the recent Rolling Stones song of the same title) face, before she could get her shot, the llama spat at her full in the face again!! Classic! An even bigger cheer erupted from the bus, and the poor woman finally realised that whacking llamas' asses is not the best way to get their attention.

Anyway, I only mentioned it because I thought La Peludisima Llama looked familiar...



And I've noticed the woman here at AW too...

(Remember: No slappa da ass!)

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