*Had to switch!*

Now for something a little different:

A Toast, so lift yer glasses.
Hey, you in the back! Leave a drop in there; ye can drain it after the toast!

Here's to the desert camel,
Stranger than anyone thinks.
In a moment of burning passion,
Tried to violate the Sphinx!

But the Sphinx's posterior aperture
Was clogged w/ the sands of the Nile.
This accounts for hump in the Camel's back,
& the Sphinx's inscrutable smile.

Yours in MAYHEM,
>;~}