This is a contemporary menu provided to me via Hap, who got it from her sister. It is a real menu from a restaurant in China. I left out the more plebian items to concentrate on the "unusual" -- although in this case the unusual mostly refers to the "command" of English the translator exhibited. Or, so I hope.

Soup:

The Week Beats the Fish Soup
Thick Soup in Oxtail
The Chicken Hates the Soup of
That Day of Soup


Sand: (sandwiches??)

Pastoral Sand
Egg Sand
Swallow to Take the Fish Sand
Fresh Fruit Sand
Cook Sand
Burn the Beef Sand


Curry:

The Curry Chicken Picks the Rice
Curry Rock Hind Rice


Pick Type: (Ghod knows!)

The Black the Pig of Picks
The Cold Cow in West in Special Grade Picks
The Onions Pig Picks -- hey, that's me!!!
The Pig Picks the Elder Brother a Cloth
The T-Bone of the United States Picks
Italian Vanilla Mutton Chop


Delicacies of the World:

The Star State Fries the Rice
Living to Fry the Beef Rice
Napoleon Fries the Idea Powder
The Bureau Swallows to Take the Idea Powder
Bureau Minced Meat Idea Powder
The Row Pig Picks the Rice


Three Text Cure/Many #@%$! (this is a family site!)

Butter Many #@%$!
France Many #@%$!
The Thin Cow Picks Three Texts Cure


Final Menu Items

(Ack!!!) to Fry the Cow River (beyond what I'll even try to represent on a family site!)
Top Soup Cloud Swallows
Black Winter in Type Seafood in Day
The Pig Picks the Noodle Soup
Slippery Chicken in Mushroom Gruel
Frog Gruel
The Black Cow Silk Fries the Idea Powder
The Day Type Fries the Black Winter