Two blondes went t'a costoom party, both dressed as Betty Boop. When they sar etch other, they were mighty angry, on account o' they c'dn't stan' th' thunk thet someone else was warin' th' same costoom. They started feudin', an' one of them grabbed t'other's name tag an' changed it so thet it read "Betty Bop." Th' second eemeejutly did th' same, so they were both warin' th' wrong name tag an' were angrier than evah. Suddenly thar was an unearthly moan, an' a ghost appeared t'them, also dressed as Betty Boop. It intoned, "Beware, mo'tals! ah was once sech as yo', but through mah pettiness an' wrath ah came t'this! Beware, less ye too suffer mah grim fate! Beware!" But th' two blondes igno'ed th' apparishun an' kepp feudin'. Thin's corntinued along them lines until th' scat-sin'in' corntest. When it was th' fust blonde's turn, she did speckacularly, so much so thet th' audience deman'ed an inco'e. This hyar made th' second blonde so angry thet she snapped, snuck up onto th' ban'stan', an' slipped a bomb into th' bass drum, dawgone it. But she greviously on overestimated th' len'th of th' song, an' it inded befo'e she c'd git away. Th' drummer hit th' bass drum, th' bomb went off, an' both th' blondes an' sevahal innercent bystan'ers were killed, cuss it all t' tarnation. An' th' mo'al of th' sto'y is: Bop, Bop, Boo-Bop: She Bopped; Bam, Boom!