There I was, just moiling about, minding my own business, surveying the second seemingly shady establishment, searching for the secret recipe.......

Seeking the source of this so-called "Aqua Fennica" elixer, so much sought after, so much desired. Alas, I thought, "The secret formula shall finally be mine!"

No sooner did I close in on my latest subject, spying the small, seemingly innocent looking fish. "Yes! Aha!" As if he could not utter the words I long to hear. The very source.. "He must BREATHE it in!" ...the waters...

I closed in on him, net in hand. Some lady's big hairdo got in the way, then......

An Apache man in tanned hides actually said it. HE UTTERED.........