What are you trying to do, tickle me? Maybe I'll just pop those plasticized bouys you call boobies, and send you sinking to the bottom of the sea, you reconstructed decompost-ed stinking pile of Conan Crap!

Author: * Ursulah Aha - 7 Posts on this thread out of 9 Posts sitewide.
Date: Oct 29, 2005 - 18:51

"Ohhhh now that wasn't playing fair, you blithering Barbarian boob! Sluuuuuuuddddddgggggeeeeeee

How about if old Auntie Ursulah puts a little bit of WEIGHT on those scrawny shoulders now, Honey? CRUSSSSSSSHHHHHHH Whatsa matter? Can't take it when Auntie goes for the pin? Feel the weight crush your brittle Barbie bones to BITS! What just went 'Pop"? Ohhhh now, has Auntie just deflated those plasticized bouys? Left you with teenie-weenie teetees that are flat as a French fried frittata ? Ohhhnoooo, maybe, if you live, Auntie Ursulah can help you pick out a new bra. There's a contact-lens case back at the cave that will do just the trick!
SMAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSHHHHH!

...CRAAAAAACCCCKKKKKKKK!
"Crumble under the weight little teetty-tart!..... "

"Now you gangly Germaniac gargantuan geek that goof-off calls 'Gitte'... Prepare to meet your maker, even if it is a plastic sturgeon!"

smmmuuuuussssshhhhhhsppplatttttttttt!