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Author: * Gitte Knudsson -
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Date: Oct 29, 2005 - 18:33
First, I asked you nicely, like the lady that I am.
Then, I told you.... apologize.
Even with two missing tentacles and a dozen missing teeth, you still will not O-bey.
(looks over at Foofy-Foofy, then turns to the crowd, raising Conan's gift, the broadsword, high for all to see)
You ruined my new leather bustier, called my friends names, and enticed poor Per into your lewd and lascivious den of iniquities. And so now....
I am going to slay you, Octo-fatsy.
(Swirling my saber in swift circles, slicing through the sea-witch's fifth sludgy sucker-arm, sending it soaring, sailing through the sky, then smacking smuckily onto the stage- and sticking... with a big black splat... right in front of the lovely Lotus Horemheb and Louisa Agis)
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