I would like to nominate myself to the position of Power Behind the Throne Not so Homely as Stockmar but not so Pushy as Richelieu and not so Stupid as that Git Who Advised Queen Christina to Abdicate. You can call me PBtTNsHaSbnsPaRansSatGWAQCtA for short. Or if you aren't into acronyms, you can just call me Maria but you don't hasta call me Ms. Marius.

As the PBtTNsHaSbnsPaRansSatGWAQCtA, my first duty would be to create Serious Political Questions for the Parliament to Resolve. We do have a Parliament don't we? Or at least a Ladies Sewing Cyrcle and Timing Association.

My second official duty would be to find some other official duties for me to perform, all to enhance the honor and glory of Her Imperial and Serene Majesty, Titular and Corporeal Ruler of the Heriditaments of [insert new micro nation name of your choice here), the Right Honorable [insert official title, queen, empress, suzerain, whatever] Sementawy Horemheb, may her tribe increase. Thus let it be written and thus let it be done and etcetera and etcetera and so on, iterum iterumque ad nauseam. (Or maybe I meant ad aspera aeterna?)