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Author: * Gitte Knudsson -
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Date: Sep 30, 2005 - 12:27
(Pulling out my broadsword- raising it high, for the crowd to see)
They would savor such slimy seaweed-snarled slug-suckers served as sushi. As I said before, I am a lady, but you have tried my patience. You and that drunken redhead ruined my new leather skirt. Stained my black bustier. And nobody calls me 'Goldilocks' and gets away with it, Octo-fatsy!
(Swiftly sweeping my saber, swirling it in circles, then stabbing it into the sea witch's seventh sludgy sucker-arm, sending it soaring, sailing through the sky, then smacking smuckily onto the stage- and sticking.)
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Now I am going to chop you up into tiny pieces, and serve your tentacle-tipped tatas to the crowd, you bloated black bag of chugboat chum.
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