An Autobiographical Survey of Joseph Niafer

Author: * Joseph Niafer - 1 Post on this thread out of 187 Posts sitewide.
Date: Sep 23, 2005 - 22:50

Name::: Joseph Niafer

Age::: twenty-six

Occupation::: scientist

Previous Residence::: Dublin, Ireland

Reason for Arrival::: Sole inheritor of my great uncle's residence

More information on this Great Uncle::: Thought to be a mad scientist, he locked himself away in a large house on the top of Drakesheath Hill.

Is that so?::: My uncle kept mostly to himself, no friends, never left the house.

More on the house::: It has been locked up for three years pending my arrival, in need of much TLC. The wind makes loud noises at night as it fills in through the cracks and holes. Neighbors swear that the place is haunted...

So what did the uncle do there all day?::: He was a scientist, of what kind, no one is certain. There are two labs in the house, the larger upstairs. Just now coming to the estate, that is the only information I have...

Plans at the house::: To start up the labs, working from home. Fix it all up a bit, make it sociable again *S*

Beleive in Monsters?::: OF course not- scientific impossibility.

Really?::: Yes.

*evil laugh*::: *gulp*....

Marital Status::: single

Education::: Oxford with honors

Vampire? (circle yes or no)::: What??!

Weapon of choice::: cross-bow

Skeletons in the closet?::: Well, there was this girl back home..

NOOO- ACTUAL skeletons in the closet (boney kind)?::: Uh... not exactly...

Favorite DUFE character::: Don't know yet (just starting) but that Bree is pretty cute...

We agree::: *nods*

She's taken::: So I hear...

On a scale of 1 to 10, how much witchcraft have you performed in the past 7 days?::: None! What is this craziness!?

Most unsual posession::: jars of animal organs, stored for anatomical research

That sounds pretty fishy::: Perhaps. It's all science.

Sure, "SCIENCE"::: yes, the science of anatomy.

So, these "SCIENTIFIC SPECIMENS"...not to raise the unholy deceased?::: of course not!

Do you hear voices in your head?::: Just my own!

Any schitzophrenic tendencies::: aside from this post, no (*w*)

What do you want on YOUR tombstone?::: Um... RIP?

Final words::: Looking forward to taking part in this group! It looks like a lot of fun!! Cheers!

*again with the evil laugh*::: Hmmmmm........ *quickly exits stage right....*