Would you be referring to me, King Khufu *the third?* I'll have you know that it is not polite to speak so boldly of a lady's age, hair color or weight. But you are a Love for trying to cage the horrible creature that ruined my favorite hose.

Look Dino, Love. Two pretty little Oriental girls are coming this way ... and see the loinclothed behemoth with them? Enormous. Could he be one of those fabled Eastern Boom-O wrestlers?

*Struggles to stand, still covered in peach martini juice. Loses her breath as the giant approaches, sweeps her up off her feet, into his arms and steals her out of the Bar 'O'. Calling out to Dino.*

Oh! Dino Love. I think this King-ie has a Thing-ie for redheads! Help, Love? Please?