I thank you all very much, although I can't help thinking there's been a mistake. Nevertheless, I accept my prize with humble appreciation. I thought all the entries were remarkably entertaining.

In fact, I have enjoyed the company of the Celts so much I've decided to stay for a while and start my own little business: Hakuin's Sushi House & Bait Shop. I invite you all to drop by any time you want.




Once again -- many thanks!