Anna, you are under arrest for violation of code 18-1506, which reads:

A person is guilty of a felony when he or she commits any of the following acts as part of a ceremony, rite or any similar observance:
(a)actually or in simulation, tortures mutilates or sacrifices any warm blooded animal or human being OR GOD

You have the right to remain silent (Please be silent for once in your life) You have the right to an attorney (Not that any scum sucking bottom dweller would help you)If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed to you. You do not have the right to cable tv and it is not your constitutional right to catalog books either.

What a shame, even the best of us are capable of such foul deeds it appears.