Line 'em up!

The Bulbous Bard is here to show the folks just how to eat a Bilberry Pie. I am also here to defend my title from last year... whatever a Celtic "PigglePieWiggle" might be!

I tuck my chin whiskers insied my collar and my moustaches and hair behind my ears. There is a clean, white linen cloth on the table. Someone is borderline delusional if they think that it's going to stay clean for long. Taking a seat at one end of the table, I tie two corners of the cloth about my neck. No sense in getting a perfectly good tunic all spotted with blue and purple stains, now is there?

All right, Lovely Ladies! I'm ready when you are! Just start sliding those luscious pies down this way, if you please! Careful that you don't get any on you, now! Wouldn't want to waste any! Well, I suppose it doesn't matter! They'll all be going to waist, anyway!