[Reading from the menu...]

Did you know that the Incans have over a hundred different varieties of potato? Red, white, gold, purple, and green, among others? Fascinating [yawns] . . .

Oh, excuse me, ladies. It must be all the sea air getting here and the exercise on that demmed mountain with a llama on my back!~

And I really cannot eat another bite. Excellent but - those hard, red, hot things. What ARE they called? If we added that kind of hot stuff to Roman food, we'd have a revolution again!

Er . . . did I hear you, dear? I do apologize, Vashti, apparently I'm a bit delerious but - did you say you were going to let me stay in the ROYAL SUITE with your mistress and the - er - Babylonian gentleman with the facial adornments?? No more bilges and rats back aboard The Golden Phoenix?