Well, your not actually a little wittle rodent, are you?

I mean, Budweiser does make a taupe colo(u)red rodents belly grow.

As for a Hineee diet, I don´t think that beats the good ol´ Rowan Atkinson one.

And I still think your a rat, even if you got a fancy Frenchie name for your hair.

As for rodents being lean sex machines, the advective is obviously faulty, they are giant and huge sex machines. As for proof for them being machines... well, lets just say that some Swedish alchemists tested the effect a couple of dozen viagras on a rat in the Middle Ages.

That´s the real cause behind the Black Death.