Well, I don't have to worry about the money since I don't actually pay for my membership. I have ladies around here who pay for it in trade for cyber sexual favors. But I think with the great lawyer working the CON for us around here, we should be in the clear as far as content of grams go.

My biggest fear is that the government is going to read the Demi's grams first so we are all in trouble there. They probably have enough sexual content in one day of grams to make a decent B-grade porno movie.

I already came up with some titles that I plan on selling to the FBI in exchange for them marketing off the ideas of our citizens here.

Indiana Joan and the Black Hole of Mammoo: No, its not about the Whore of Babylon.

21 Hump Street: See what happened on the Palentine in Tiberius' Rome.

Oppida Hills 9021-Ho!: Ahh...takes me back to the old Tara days.

TOPLESS BRAIN SURGEONS: I think the name is pretty straight forward. Medicine in Early Rome.

BRASSIERE TO ETERNITY: I am not even going to comment on that one.

MOULIN SPLOOGE: I don't think we will be able to pick up Nicole Kidman for this one.

ONE FELL INTO THE POO-POO'S NEST: Nuthin better than nuts..well, nevermind.

and finally, for the golf fans,

TEA BAGGER VANCE: I am thinking this will be filmed at the Blue Light Lizbo chariot bar.