A little old man shuffles in, taking his sweet time, before dumping his stuff on the table and sniffling loudly.

As you all know something terrible has happened. Something no one should endure - let alone a young man on the throne. And that, my dear friends, is cold-blooded murder. Someone hated King Tut. Someone loathed King Tut. Someone's anger blinded them to believe the world was better off without King Tut. Treachery! Blasphemy! Every other -ry! It's time to wake them up with the frigid waters of justice and let it serve as a reminder that no one murders a Pharoah and gets away with it.