For those of you keeping track (and with a brain), I've decided to post as Allynne Durotriges today....ahem.

I think I will need a new brain after listening to our fabulous lavendar-clad co-host's ode to myself. Life just couldn't get any better, could it?

No...then we had the mortifying clips of myself in a screen test for the latest historical horror flick, "If you bucket, they will come." Thanks, mom.

And, now, to make matters worse....a cyber-dei as tote board queen. Did we really need the added viewership? Or should I say, did I really need the added exposure of being part of the this addle-pated scheme to increase the tavern fund...I mean, c'mon!

Oops...was I thinking too much? Let me just go back and read that masterpiece of prose dedicated to me...whilst our ever-abled announcer and co-host pays the bills. That oughtta put me back in a catatonic state.


Have they invented tecquila yet?