I look around at the decor of the Green Room awaiting to be announced. Goddess take me, why did I agree to be part of this "telethon?" They're advertising Preparation I, for Loki's sake!!!!

I think back to the conversation with my mother (who also happens to be my agent): "It will be great for your career! After that debacle on Ancient World's Idol...that Simon, I still think he doesn't have a clue that clog dancing has a place in the pantheon of popular culture! Besides, Allynne dear, you might meet a nice young man."

"Ah, yes," I think ruefully. "Now I know why I'm here. I'm not missing my brain, just my spine. Well...........bring it on....I think it's time for a new Allynne........*snort*