HERAKLIA!
*flinging myself against my beloved gold flocked wallpaper*

That paper was a gift of King Midas himself! Don't you DARE replace it with tie dyed goat!!!!!
This is NOT Beanie Babies R Us!!!!!!!

I leave to earn a few HONEST dinars (or drachmas....whatever) and I return for a
soothing beverage to discover plans to turn O Omphalos into Saturday Night Fever a la
Opium Poppy Juice.


Noooooooooooooooooooooo...................
*slamming hand down on countertop*

No goats. No dogs. No lycanthropes.

Swine.
Circe turned Odysseus' guys into swine.

At least *sniff* aim for historical accuracy.

So there.

*muttering darkly*

I wonder what ol Circe would do if confronted with tie-dyed goat wallpaper.........