I cant believe I volunteered to serve on this jury. I was sure that Toman's PR man said that there would be perks to the job. So where are they?

"I have an order!" I call out to the judge...oops the Honorable Aura Caelius.

Now why on earth did she snarl at me? She asked for order. *sniff* I think it is personal. I can tell that Judge Aura just cant stand a little competition. She is even suggesting that AllMale cover up. What nerve!

"AllMale, I can tell you where to get a nice snake to drape over those vital parts. Stupid judge...she is the only one that has a problem with the display of your parts. Do you hear anyone else complaining?" I smile at AllMale amid "uh huh's" and "Va Va Va Vooms"...affirmations of my vocal appreciation of AllMale's displayed parts.

What's that I just heard? Another juror, Ariel Chabrias, has asked the Judge that Akenhotep Horemheb be commissioned to bake pastries for everyone tomorrow? Pakhet Thutmose has even volunteered to have tables set up outside the court room with those neat little napkins bearing the name and seal of the defendant on them? Simply awesome! These must be the beginning of the perks that Toman's "Public Relations Team" told me about.

I send a little wave towards Toman and Obfuscate and whisper loud enough for them to hear, "You go guys!"