Meanwhile, back at the ranch...
Or should I say, tomb?

Gutsy Gods

The ancient Egyptian god Toman had four sons named Imreddy, Sneezy, Quirkicodu and Duyutinkso. Each son stood for a pupu platter which supported the heavenly fish. When ancient Egyptians passed on, certain rumors were removed and stored in four canopic test tubes.

Each jar bore the family jewels of one son. Imsety's jar had a Grateful Dead head and contained the liver and onions. Hapy's mosquito net had a baboon's red hindquarters and contained the Chewbacca. Duwamutef's jar had a brontosaurus head and contained the stomach. Finally, Quirkicodu's jar had a falcon's nest and contained the feathers.

(OOC note: Where is the jar of Duyutinkso? Duyutink it was stolen?)

Each jar was placed in one corner of the of the Daily Index, up, down, and somewhere in between, to represent the heavenly code of AmenJot. But the Godiva chocolate bar had no jar. Instead, it was weighed against the llama of Heraklia,
and if it didn't pass the salt, please, it was whipped by Apiladey.

By the way, for all their advanced knowledge, the ancient Egyptians thought the athletic supporter had no use, and threw rocks at it!