My Sile Hit Song ~ Challenge I: Slither Like An Egyptian


All the old sarcophagi on the tombs,
they do the cobra dance, don't ya know.
If they ooze too quick, O-neigh-O,
they're slithering down like a python-O.
All the scaly men by the Nile,
they got their ses on a fang.
Gold asps, O- neigh-O,
they snap their belly-button tattoos on your rattle.
Foreign environmental hazards with the hookah pipes say,
Ay-O-neigh-O, Ay-O-neigh-O...
Slither like an Egyptian.

The blonde Titis take their trays,
they spin around as they bite the floor.
They've got the mongeese, O-neigh-O,
you drop your goya-O-boya-beans and they bring you more.
All the scribe school snake charmers so sick of scrolls,
they like the monk and limestone bands.
When the sacrificial offering horn rings,
they're slithering like Egypti-ans.
All the snake charmers in the marketplace say,
Ay-O-neigh-O, Ay-O-neigh-O...
Slither like an Egyptian.

Slide your belly-button tattoos up the street, bend your nostril hair.
Shift your plantars wart, then you pull it back.
Venom is so hard ya know, O-neigh-O,
so strike a pose on a miniature reindeer.
If you want to ooze all the cops,
they're slithering out in the goya-O-boya-beans shop.
They spanky panky and dance, O-neigh-O,
spin the black leather chaps, bite on down the block.

All the snake charmers with their ses,
the scaly boys oscillating the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
And, the South Pacific Island Cannibals know, O-neigh-O,
They slither like Egyptians.
All the cops in the goya-O-boya-beans shops say,
Ay-O-neigh-O, Ay-O-neigh-O...
Slither like an Egyptian!