Drinking in the corner the corpulant Celtic warrior,( Homerex formally Guy MacRoth) sits with thoughts of his village of O' Springfield burned by the Roman''s ( sometimes called Shelbyvillians in the native dialect of his village) and of his dear wife Marge with hair of blue ( dyed with woode) and little Bart with spikey hair ( limed of course) . DOOH! It was all so sad. Now drinking Duff he thought of revenge ! But what could one fat bald middle aged below average intelligence
Celt to do? He would consult the wise old Druid Grampa O Mac ui Simpson, and Barneyx O Gumble who was in tune with the world of spirits fer an answer. Meanwhile he calls for the ancient brew of the DRuids, called Duff! He is served by the great brewer Moex, Curse you Ned Flanders! I mean Rome!
and your evil Emperor C. Mongomerycus Burnicus and his evil General Waylandicus Smitherus