This is a funny place -- this mead hall. You can sit here all day and see the damndest things. Or you can end up bored to death if there are no customers. This is sort of a DMZ for Danes and Angles (or Seaxa if you prefer). Royals, thralls... even Vikings. They all are welcome here. (Although I could do without the berserkers as they tend to break the furniture.)

The hall is ready. The mead is prepared. And I've just pulled today's baking from the oven.

The mead hall is open for business.