Yes, there's a butt but. Why does Topi get to have ALL the fun? I want to steal loincloths too!

Will Leah Enkidu be there? I want to throw her in a Roman bath.

*whispers* She thinks the Celts and Egyptians smell funny. Humph! She reeks of kash and strong Meso perfume. And don't believe her if she says Meso women didn't wear cosmetics. They caked their lips with gold glitter. Ewww!*

Hey Mesos, don't glare at me like that. She's the one who wants a war with the Celts.