*Puts on chic readers, pulls out demi-god manual and flip through pages*

"Huh? Plunder? Oh no, plunder isn't against the dreaded CofC. That's just standard Germanic SOP. All in a day's work, you know."

"Let see, but I think dispensing this green gas has to somehow violate the CofC though. Hmmmm.....do not promote violence. Maybe. I mean it does seem to be causing a violent reaction." Turns slightly green "Mainly in my stomach."

*Tilts head slightly* "Did someone call me? Oh well, lets continue to look at this. Flaming? Only if someone lights a match. Copyrights? er....no, surely no one would DARE copyright THAT! illegal activities? Probably not. I'm going to have to consult Julilla on this one and get back with you."

"These? Hey, I only wear them because they er...ah...suit me. Yeah, that's it."

*turns to dragon lady* "Nice ride. You think I could borrow it sometimes. What sort of mileage does it get? Love your nails." *buffs dainty nails on stola* "I've tried the dragon lady nails look but they keep getting caught in the chainsaw. Do you hear that? I keep thinking I hear someone calling my name. Its probably Heraklia calling to tell me of her next great plan for a festival. eeeeep"

"Oh yes, a word of warning to all plunderers. You think Egypts bureaucracy was bad, I'd stay out of the Orient. They have to fill out the proper forms and pass through the correct clerks just to change your mind!

As for Egypt, us Romans coulda warned you about them and their bureacracy. Despite what they say, we never conquered Egypt. We did it the old fashioned Roman way - we inherited it."