Are we there yet?.. 'Paene advenimus?'

Exploring the conquered barbarian lands:

What could possibly go wrong?..'Quid nobis infeliciter fieri potest?'

Can I rent a slave here?.. 'Servumne ibi conducere possum?'

You're not getting me into a boat that small!.. 'In scapham tam parvam me non ducis!'

I need tickets for me and my fourteen slaves... 'Tesseris mihi et quattaordecim servis egoe.'

That slave doesn't look strong enough to carry me... 'Servus ille fortis satis portare me non apparet.'

That was a very bumpy ride... 'Erat vectum asperrimum.'

I don't think much of your charioteering skills... 'Non artem currus tuam amo.'

Out and about:

Where can I hire a litter?.. 'Ubi lecticam conducere possum?'

Not another feast day!.. 'Non aluid festum!'

Don't the locals make anything worth buying as a souvenir?.. 'Nonne indigenae aliquid dignum emendi faciunt?'

Where's the action in this place?.. 'Ubi est actio hic?'

If I see any more statues, I'll scream!.. 'Si unam imaginem aliam video, clamabo!'

Doesn't anyone speak proper Latin around here?.. 'Nonne quisquis hic Latine decenter loquitur?'

We've got a much bigger market place at home... 'Forum maius multo domi habemus.'

This is just a one horse town... 'Oppidum equi unius hoc est.'

At the inn:

What? No running water?.. 'Quid, non aqua currens?

You don't have enough slaves in the inn... 'Non satis servorum in hac caupone habes.'

The room service is very poor... 'Ministerium camerae pessimum est.'

This bedding is too hard... 'Durissima haec stragula est.'

This decor is not very tasteful... 'Hoc ornamentum non decorum est.'

I demand to speak to the manager!.. 'Postulo dicere cum administratore.'

This is the worst hotel I have ever stayed in!.. 'Caupona pessima in qua mansi haec est.'

Our room is very stuffy!.. 'Camera nostra clausissima est.'

A day at the arena:

Get out of my way or I'll throw you into the ring too... 'Nisi moves e via mea, te in arenam etiam iaciam.'

That one's still moving!.. 'Iste movet etiamnunc!'

Is he dead yet?.. 'Estne mortus nunc?'

Ooh, look at his big pecs!.. 'O, specta musculos magnos pectoralis.'

I say, it's a bit bloodthirsty isn't it?.. 'Ecastor, nonne est paululum cruentum?'

That gladiator is only fit for lion food... 'Ille gladiator est idoneus alendo leonem.'

It gets a bit repetative, doesn't it?.. 'Nonne saepenumeratum fit?'

Ooh! I bet he felt that!.. 'O! Puto eum illud sentire.'

These seats aren't very comfortable, are they?.. 'Num sedes commodissimum sunt?'

No! I can't look!.. 'Non! Spectare queo!'

My parents plundered half of Europe and all I got was this stupid t-shirt...'Parentes mei dimidium Europae despolia veruntego tamen nil accepi praeter hanc tuniculam misellam.'