In honor of the Lupercalia we're having a "Pin the Sausage on Emperor Constantine" graphics editing contest!  Emperor Constantine banned sausages because of their pagan association with the Lupercalia, so we're going to stick it to him—'it' being the sausages.   

Your Goal:  Create a funny image involving the Emperor Constantine and sausages.  Best graphic wins.  This image can be done through graphics editing, cut and paste, photography, or any other method, as long as it is (1) tastefully done (ie no smut please) and (2) doesn't borrow from Disney (why buy trouble?)

Post your entries here!